This theory occured to me

[Snee]

Accomplishing everything he wants how?

[GepperRankins]

dunno mang. i'm thinking devil worship is wise though.

in the last few thousand years; satan planted fossils, faked carbon dating, broke the speed of light and has worked tirelessly to make the evolution lie irrefutable.

jesus appeared in the grain of some wood and mary cried



in a fight satan would win, so you should start sucking up rly

[Snee]

Satan does seem like the biggest haxor of all time.


Mustn't forget that it's all part of God's ineffable plan, tho'.