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    > Female Prayer
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    > Before I lay me down to sleep,
    > I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
    > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    > One who loves to listen long.
    > One who thinks before he speaks,
    > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    > I pray that he's gainfully employed,
    > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    > Massages my back and begs to do more.
    > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    > And always be my very best friend.
    > Amen.


    > MALE PRAYER
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    >
    > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    > who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    >
    > This doesn't rhyme, and I don't care.
    >
    > Amen

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    I hate to shop tho

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    One does not need to shop to spend money

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    Mathea's Avatar The Blonde Alibi BT Rep: +5
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    I also KNOW i dont got a big fat ass and i wont ask how do i look if i think the hoenst asnwer would be bad


    Id pick somethin else to wear

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