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    [I] >>>How to shower like a woman:-
    > >>>
    > >>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
    > according to
    > >>>whites and coloured.
    > >>>
    > >>>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    > >>>
    > >>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
    > areas.
    > >>>
    > >>>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
    > note to do
    > >>>more sit-ups.
    > >>>
    > >>>Get in shower.
    > >>>
    > >>>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
    > loofah and
    > >>>pumice stone.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    > vitamins.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
    > >>>
    > >>>Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
    > with natural
    > >>>avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes
    > until red.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body
    > wash.
    > >>>
    > >>>Shave armpits and legs.
    > >>>
    > >>>Turn off shower.
    > >>>
    > >>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
    > with Tilex.
    > >>>
    > >>>Get out off shower.
    > >>>
    > >>>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
    > >>>
    > >>>Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
    > >>>
    > >>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
    > head.
    > >>>
    > >>>If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>How to Shower Like A Man
    > >>>
    > >>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
    > >>>
    > >>>Leave in a pile.
    > >>>
    > >>>Walk naked to the bathroom.
    > >>>
    > >>>If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making
    > woo-hoo sound
    > >>>
    > >>>Look at manly physique in the mirror.
    > >>>
    > >>>Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.>
    > >>>
    > >>>Get in the shower.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash your face.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash your armpits.
    > >>>
    > >>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
    > off.
    > >>>
    > >>>Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
    > they sound
    > >>>in the shower.
    > >>>
    > >>>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
    > area.
    > >>>
    > >>>Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
    > >>>
    > >>>Shampoo hair.
    > >>>
    > >>>Make shampoo mohawk.
    > >>>
    > >>>Pee.
    > >>>
    > >>>Rinse off and get out of shower.
    > >>>
    > >>>Partially dry-off.
    > >>>
    > >>>Fail to notice water on floor.
    > >>>
    > >>>Admire knob size in mirror again.
    > >>>
    > >>>Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    > >>>
    > >>>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    > >>>
    > >>>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make
    > woo-hoo
    > >>>noise again.
    > >>>
    > >>>Throw wet towel on bed.
    > >>>Put on same dirty underwear and clothes as you had on yesterday.
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    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    RGX's Avatar Unstoppable
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    so, so true

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    Spicker's Avatar AKA jaigandhi5 BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    i agreee sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tru lol

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