The official daily "Get Barbara to fix the board" thread

[thewizeard]

Babsie's the middleman, we whinge to him, he whinges to the admin, the admin demand a blow job, and then the board gets fixed.

That's the FST roadmap to goodness.

You should have mentioned this earlier SnnY, much earlier..

[thewizeard]

i thought only admin can fix the board. mods can only delete threads and posts, and warn & ban users.

This is absolutely not true. If mods are slacking and not keeping an eye on, let's say members such as as, professional spammers, Mathea and Adthomp, for example, (there are more ) Then the board can be stressed by their collective effort. If even then no action is taken. Then the board can freeze up. Then you need Admin.

So the mods are the front line for keeping a forum up and running

[Gripper]

Can you recommend a good carpet fitter?

[Gripper]

Barbie could I please have an ignore button for my wife.

[Barbarossa]

Why does she need an ignore button?

You just need a sturdier kitchen door

[100%]

From now Barbarossa will be called "The One"
(or The Orifice as in greek mythology)
fixer of home life too

[Alien5]

Barbie can you fix my broken window on thursday?

[Barbarossa]

I'm afraid that's impossible. You'll have to get it replaced

[Mr. Mulder]

[SnnY]

Fix the unread posts button.

Cheerz, thnx.