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    The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

    He then stood the midget up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Aha!" said the doctor once more.

    He turned around, reached for his surgical scissors, Snip-snip-snip- snip, the midget heard on the right side...then snip-snip-snip- snip on the left side.
    The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

    The doctor told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
    The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

    The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
    The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

    The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

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    not bad

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    those darn cowboys--lol

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