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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    I exist because my parents decided to have sex in the back seat of a 1970 Dodge Charger. 9 months later...
    ...they decided to buy a bed.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    To Late...

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    I exist because my parents decided to have sex in the back seat of a 1970 Dodge Charger. 9 months later...
    ...they decided to buy a bed.


    and move to Beverly ........ Hills that is .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    I exist because my parents decided to have sex in the back seat of a 1970 Dodge Charger. 9 months later...
    hey man, you've had very nice begining!

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    Statistics prove, that 99% of the kids "created" in the back of Dodge 1970 Chargers, are more unhappy, than those "created" in the back of Mini Cooper Ss...and moreover, they often end up living is a bed and breakfast in Hackney, London.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewizeard View Post
    Statistics prove, that 99% of the kids "created" in the back of Dodge 1970 Chargers, are more unhappy, than those "created" in the back of Mini Cooper Ss...and moreover, they often end up living is a bed and breakfast in Hackney, London.
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    The next logical step in this thought chain is; what's the best car to have been created in ..and what cars to "steer" clear of.

    NB. The Mini Cooper S, by the way, is also not the solution; often, after only 17 years, signs of stunted growth become apparent in absolutely the wrong place, in the men (98%) and in the women, (69%) a spare tyre around the waist, that normally one only gets in the deluxe models. .

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    Being created in the back of a Morris Minor.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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