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    A man punched a blind woman in the face.
    She didn't know what hit her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    you do know html isn&#39;t enabled??
    <insert signature here>

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    LOL n00b

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    hahaha good one fucking hillarious

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    damn n00b

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    looooooooooooooooooooooooool wat a joke it turned (at the noob lol)

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    im betting u ppl aren&#39;t really laughing at the joke but actually and the retarded Monkey Genetalia who was tryin to use a computer and tells bad jokes



    *EDIT* i for one am mad not only and Monkey Jangles here but also the jackass who let him out his cage

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