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Poster
A man punched a blind woman in the face.
She didn't know what hit her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<body>
<html>
<head>
<script language=JavaScript>
<!--
//Disable right mouse click Script
//By Maximus ([email protected]) w/ mods by DynamicDrive
//For full source code, visit http://www.dynamicdrive.com
var message="Function Disabled!";
///////////////////////////////////
function clickIE4(){
if (event.button==2){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
function clickNS4(e){
if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all){
if (e.which==2||e.which==3){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}
if (document.layers){
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
document.onmousedown=clickNS4;
}
else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){
document.onmousedown=clickIE4;
}
document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false")
// -->
</script>
</head>
</html>
</body>
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05-31-2003, 03:36 PM
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you do know html isn't enabled??
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05-31-2003, 05:07 PM
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05-31-2003, 07:43 PM
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05-31-2003, 08:53 PM
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06-01-2003, 01:05 AM
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06-01-2003, 03:34 AM
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im betting u ppl aren't really laughing at the joke but actually and the retarded Monkey Genetalia who was tryin to use a computer and tells bad jokes
*EDIT* i for one am mad not only and Monkey Jangles here but also the jackass who let him out his cage
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