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[Chip Monk]

I think this is an elaborate hoax being perpetrated by the Dutch.

Nigel and Sonja

[Skweeky]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!
I AM NOT DUTCH!!!!!!

[Chip Monk]

Look, in my head you're a pretty wee Dutch lassie, who married a hun and is living in Govan.

Let's just leave it at that.

Don't ever let the facts get in the way of what you believe. They'll ban you from The Drawing Room for that type of thinking.

[Skweeky]

But I'm actually a pretty wee Belgian lassie who married a hun and lives in Abronhill



In fact, reading the above, what's the difference, geographically speaking?
PLease yerself then

[Chip Monk]

You know it makes sence.

[Skweeky]

I know, just like in my head, you're a lawyer who looks like Columbo and lives in Denny

[thewizeard]

I see more red capitals appearing, could that be a sign from David..that he just received his mail... could this be a case of "meaningful coincidence"? I am still looking for working models, for my Synchronicity thread in the Drawing Room.

[Chip Monk]

I know, just like in my head, you're a lawyer who looks like Columbo and lives in Denny

FFS at least my impression of you is based on some sort of reality. That's just mad talk.

[thewizeard]

I think he should "appear"any minute now....

[manker]

I know, just like in my head, you're a lawyer who looks like Columbo and lives in Denny

Quality.

You were right about the lawyer thing - but I reckon he looks more like Andy Dalziel than Columbo.