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    Angry

    for preventing cats shitting in my vegetable patch.
    Anyone got any ?

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Cat nip. They hate that shit.

    Look for something called, "Shake-Away. It's a grain that smells bad to dogs, cats, etc.



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    Shit in their vegetable patch.
    You and every other nub on the internets.

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    My dad says you can buy lion dung to spread around, which will deter the cats.

    But to be honest, is having lion dung on your vegetable patch any better than cat shit

    Another possible is to piss there yourself, but again, see above


    What I tried was to stick a load of spikes up out of the ground, eg lengths of cane, about 6 inches long.

    Obviously, they are not stupid enough to stick their asses down on top of them, so they will stop shitting there. The success of this will obviously depend on the size of your veg patch, and the amount of sticks you have available.

    Also, by doing this, they will just find somewhere else to shit, like in the passage alongside the house


    In fact, the only real solution is to poison the little bastards.

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    Try some aversion therapy.

    Wait for them to come and try to take a dump, and pour a bucket of cold water on them every time.

    Or just track down the owner and beat them up, 'cos it's their fault.



    You'll notice who owns the cat by the way the cat is not crapping on their property.

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    Manure!!!

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    Set up a barb wire perimeter fence. Also set up a few autocannon sentry guns, if you can get hold of some.
    You and every other nub on the internets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    You'll notice who owns the cat by the way the cat is not crapping on their property.
    True that. They don't crap on their own territory. Therefore, you have to convince them that your vegetable patch is part of their territory. Best way to do this is to leave food out for them.

    Or a saucer of milk.


    Or you could get a big fuck-off guard dog to scare them away.

    In fact, there's so many things you could do. Have you got no imagination man?

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    Paintball gun usually does the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY View Post
    Set up a barb wire perimeter fence. Also set up a few autocannon sentry guns, if you can get hold of some.
    Pfft, old hat. What The Gripster wants is one of those sonic perimeter fences like what The Others use on Lost.

    He should set it so that it will kill a cat outright, but leave human intruders with bleeding eyes and ears - that'd learn the pikey scum.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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