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    Mine can liquidize a melon in 15 seconds! It's a Kenwood!


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    Anything that can "liquidize" impresses me.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    wow. amazing...how bout ice?

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    yeah but mine can liquidize a baboon in under a minute.
    Its a phillips, by the way, and tried and tested on various animals (not by myself of course)

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    It don&#39;t cum with a spell checker Miss&#33;
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    Mine can cave in my basement in 10 seconds, Russian junk powwa

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    Originally posted by fugley@31 May 2003 - 13:49
    It don&#39;t cum with a spell checker Miss&#33;
    Then you wuz robbed.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    mine can liquidize rocks. possibly diamonds. but why would i want to do that?

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    Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:49
    Mine can cave in my basement in 10 seconds, Russian junk powwa
    Must be the Kalashnikov 3200 series will in built wanking spanners&#33;
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    No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)

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