This is Obviously an arranged marriage, otherwise you wouldn't be so afraid to go to the police. phone up the arranged marriage people and tell them to go fuck themselves because you've got MI5 agents watching your house because theres a huge problem of arranged marriage gangs in london who prey on Divorcees.
Last edited by Alien5; 04-02-2007 at 02:46 PM.
How the hell are you supposed to get married without making any arrangements?
You need to arrange a venue, a date, a vicar/registrar, food and drink, a disco, some posh frocks, etc.
Nah, huns can do it jig time. Nice frock and a trip to Vegas, sorted.
Then back to govan for a pickled egg and a bottle of tizer.
You do not need to see my I.D.
sounds good when is it? have you booked a DJ?
You can fly me in to spin some tunes. Pick me up in Vegas.
I haven't taken a beating like that since I opened my first issue of Hustler!
The World is a Sick Place and I'm a Happy Guy!
Marry someone else as well.
Bigamy is always a bit of a lol
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