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    popopot's Avatar To Me, To You BT Rep: +5
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    Just over there


    Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has claimed he snorted the ashes of his late father during a drugs binge.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow," he told NME. Richards' father, Bert, died at the age of 84 in 2002.
    But Jane Rose, Richards' manager, told MTV News the claim was "said in jest".

    Sixty-three-year-old Richards also told NME of his disdain for modern bands, calling Arctic Monkeys, The Libertines and Bloc Party "a load of crap".
    He said in the interview that his father's ashes "went down pretty well".
    Ms Rose told MTV News that she could not believe the claim had been taken seriously.

    But NME interviewer Mark Beaumont is convinced that Richards was not joking when speaking to him about the alleged incident.
    "He did seem to be quite honest about it. There were too many details for him to be making it up," he told BBC Radio 4's Today programme.
    Mr Beaumont added: "In Keith Richards' world that is probably doing his dad a fair bit of honour."

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    thewizeard's Avatar re-member BT Rep: +1
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    Those Ashes... were the Ashes that Australian actually won, or rather stole.. They were substituted during the bush fires that raged during the "Lost Test" series, that the Aussies had deliberately started... using a popular brand of local oil called Midnight Oil, that they had plagiarised from the Aborigines. This they used as a smoke screen; every one thought that beds were burning

    The missing Ashes, that Keith had snorted, were replaced with that falling down around the umpires who were asleep at the time and nobody noticed anything strange going on.

    The real Ashes are still locked safely away in the Tower of London.
    Last edited by thewizeard; 04-04-2007 at 02:27 PM. Reason: ..erm Wij just got an offer for the Ashes from Keith.. What did he mean by Charlie?

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    Mathea's Avatar The Blonde Alibi BT Rep: +5
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    the fireworks company i worked for once shot one that had someones ashes in it...


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