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    When I'm Drunk. I'm pissing now.

    Wireless keyboards rawk. Fact.

    Peace bd

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    Are you sure, that your kidneys are ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imagine_If View Post
    Are you sure, that your kidneys are ok?
    Other than being drunk the kidneys told me to tell you and the missus,that they are doing great.

    p.s. My liver told me tell you...to fuck off.

    Peace,Paul

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    phew..glad to hear that. It helps to have good working kidneys..and also, if you still have two, you can always sell one, if you are broke and need some extra dope cash, later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imagine_If View Post
    phew..glad to hear that. It helps to have good working kidneys..and also, if you still have two, you can always sell one, if you are broke and need some extra dope cash, later.
    True. (then me can buy some more rum. )

    Peace,Paul

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    It's because alcohol is full of poison, so your body just dumps it out.

    Assuming you're drinking alcohol, not drunk on tropical fruit drink, or actually drunk at all, not internet-look-at-me drunk
    You and every other nub on the internets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY View Post
    It's because alcohol is full of poison, so your body just dumps it out.

    Assuming you're drinking alcohol, not drunk on tropical fruit drink, or actually drunk at all, not internet-look-at-me drunk
    Not my style,chum.

    Peace bd

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    cuz u drink alcholol drinks like bear or breazer or abottle of vodka.. the kidney sucks the alcohol, and dumbs the other lequid shit to ajourney in ur guts, thats why u piss alot
    you can blow me...

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    Alcohol is a diuretic, like caffeine, and induces you to piss a lot. And once the seal is broken there is no going back - you will be pissing forever! Just get a colostomy bag and you will never have to get up to go the toilet (at least not until the bag is full).

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    Certain bad quality "grass," has this property too.

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