The Worst Chat Up Lines!

[crazy_billy_bats]

i mean, im not being big-headed,
but our accent is sexy as fuck, but i hate the way it sounds, i personally think its woeful, but well...
thats not what the girl says

[fishbowl]

'hey dream boat ,where you been all me life?'
That was tried on me...
I think he was drunk...

[Z]

well fuck me if im wrong, but is your name Helga?

[2nd gen noob]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@1 June 2003 - 19:50
i mean, im not being big-headed,
but our accent is sexy as fuck, but i hate the way it sounds, i personally think its woeful, but well...
thats not what the girl says

where do you come from?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Northern Ireland

[Lilmiss]

one that worked for me, was simply; "can i see your music collection?"

been together well over a year now. :x

[Buffalo]

Awww! That's nice to hear!
But I've never heard it called a 'music collection' before

Jonno B)

[stillwater]

if luks cud kill.....id be dead by now....n ud be in jail

[stillwater]

okay this one isnt a pick up line...not even a line
but try this....the reverse psycology might work

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away, What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Tikibonbon]

if i complimented yer body, would you take off yer pants?

what's yer problem bitch?

do you have a little white in ya? would you like to have a little white in ya?

me: so tell me where you hide them.
her: hide what?
me: yer wings my angel.