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Thread: Three Dead Leaders

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    Meanwhile - back in heaven St Peter is confronted by Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair and George Bush.

    They explain that they were all assassinated at a summit.

    St Pete rushes them into God's presence.

    "Look, Big G, Vladimir Putin - went from oppressor of the Afghans to respected world leader"

    "That's wonderful, Vladimir" says God "come and sit at my left hand".

    "Next we have Tony Blair - he beat Abe Lincoln by fooling all of the people all of the time!"

    "Terrific, Tony, come and sit at my right hand!"

    "And who else do we have St Peter?"

    At which point St Peter is pushed to one side and a Texan voice says

    "Ma names Bush and yer in ma Chair!"
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    Hehehe, good. And meanwhile, a tornado rips through Washington, DC. And minutes later, Michael Savage, George Bush, and Bill Clinton realize they've been transported to the Land of Oz. In an effort to get back, they are counseled by the Munchkins to seek the great and all-powerful Wizard. But, getting back to the USA isn't their only wish.

    Michael Savage says, "I'll ask the Wizard for a heart."

    George Bush says, "I'll ask the Wizard for a brain."

    And, Bill Clinton says, "Hmmm ... where's Dorothy?"

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