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    Three female Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

    He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

    The first blonde said; "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

    St. Peter said; "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

    The second blonde said; "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

    St. Peter said; "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

    The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said: "So, tell me."

    She said: "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans stuck Him to a cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder."

    St. Peter said: "Verrrrrry good."

    Then the blonde continued: "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    lol ..and she was nearly through those pearly gates...

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    I dont get it...his shadow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    I dont get it...his shadow?

    ..sigh, Seedler, the simple explanation, when referring to Jesus's shadow, is Satan. The more complicated answer, suitable for those with advanced spiritual properties, can only really be explained to those actually possessing them. However, I shall attempt to explain after a cuppa tea ; if the "penny, still hasn't fallen, so to speak.... (your honesty is to your credit)
    Last edited by thewizeard; 04-11-2007 at 06:56 AM.

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