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    Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident
    Thursday, March 29, 2007
    A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill.

    The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved.

    The thirty-year-old man was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital.

    A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: 'He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.'

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    ouch!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    I wonder what he was trying to do with the machines...
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    I once saw a long haired dude get his hair caught in a drill, it ripped off a bit off his scalp.

    I am amazed i have survived without damage so far.

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    oohhh that will leave a mark
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adster View Post
    The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved.
    Isn't "uncontrollable bleeding" inherently life-threatening?
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    I wonder what he was trying to do with the machines...
    I'm sure he just stood too close and his bulge got chopped
    ..at least that's what I want to think.. eww!

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    If this happens a few more times, they will have to come up with a sympathy card for the occasion
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