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  1. 04-13-2007, 09:37 PM #21
    Skweeky
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    I want a corkscrew.

    For some reason, my corkscrews keep disappearing.

    I think I may have an alcoholic squirrel in the house
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  3. 04-13-2007, 09:39 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    Then you shall have a corkscrew and some nifty little pourer thingies if I can get my hands on them,
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  5. 04-13-2007, 09:41 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    Excellent!
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  7. 04-13-2007, 10:17 PM Lounge   -   #24
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    Are corkscrews any good for opening cans of beer,if so I'd like half a dozen ta.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  9. 04-13-2007, 10:28 PM Lounge   -   #25
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    I suppose you could spike beer open if you wanted?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  11. 04-13-2007, 10:32 PM Lounge   -   #26
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    glipper - don't you have ring-pulls in mansfield
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  13. 04-13-2007, 10:35 PM Lounge   -   #27
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    Real men do it with Teeth
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  15. 04-13-2007, 10:39 PM Lounge   -   #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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  17. 04-13-2007, 10:40 PM Lounge   -   #29
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    real men swallow the can whole and their stomach acid digests the metal
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  19. 04-13-2007, 10:42 PM Lounge   -   #30
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    Real Men already have beer for blood.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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