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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    It's obvious we need one.
    I'm volunteering.
    So if anyone has an embarassing problem with an obvious solution to it, please post it here and I shall help you out by calling you a fuckknuckle.


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    There's no point me going to school tomorrow, but my parents still expect me to go in.

    I've already planned how I'm going to not go not going to go, I just have no idea what to do with the day.

    What should I do aunt mum?
    You and every other nub on the internets.

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    Dear SnnY,

    I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
    As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor

    However,
    it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
    So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better


    Regards,

    Agony Aunt Sonja

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Dear SnnY,

    I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
    As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor

    However,
    it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
    So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better


    Regards,

    Agony Aunt Sonja
    Wow.

    That's amazing.

    Comflicted and frustated.

    You must be, well...hmmm.

    Skweeks, are you as drunk as I am at all (at all).
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Dear Agony Auntie,

    I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
    What Should I do?

    -bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Dear Agony Auntie,

    I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
    What Should I do?

    -bd
    Work on your personality, or get very very rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Dear Agony Auntie,

    I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
    What Should I do?

    -bd
    In my country silicon is used to create 'humps' around the shaft of the penis.
    U can try it.......
    "Death is the result of weakness. The strong are the only ones who survive."

    “I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.”

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    I'm a cute wee Dutch burd living in Govan. Thro' a strange sequence of events, involving a lot of drugs and alcohol, which I really dont want to go into just now, I find myself married to a hun.

    Am I doomed to eternal damnation or is there any prospect of my salvation.

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    get yourself baptised, get laid (after marriage obviousment) and get a life wanker.
    there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Dear Agony Auntie,

    I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
    What Should I do?

    -bd
    Work on your personality, or get very very rich
    Could follow JP's sig. Can't vouch for that tho'.
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