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  1. 04-19-2007, 02:21 AM #1
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    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces...body waste.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

    WATER = Shit

    WINE = HEALTH

    Hence: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

    I am doing it as a public service.
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  3. 04-19-2007, 02:34 AM Lounge   -   #2
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    hmmm... this should be a good ice breaker in gatherings. Thanks anyway.
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  5. 04-19-2007, 03:06 AM Lounge   -   #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DefianceX View Post
    hmmm... this should be a good ice breaker in gatherings. Thanks anyway.
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  7. 04-19-2007, 03:46 AM Lounge   -   #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by DefianceX View Post
    hmmm... this should be a good ice breaker in gatherings. Thanks anyway.

    Truezz!!
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  9. 04-19-2007, 04:26 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    I think all will find that some are full of shit no matter what has been imbibed.
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  11. 04-19-2007, 06:55 AM Lounge   -   #6
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    We knew that already.
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  13. 04-19-2007, 07:02 AM Lounge   -   #7
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    Still... water is healthier to drink than alcohol. Fact.

    Edit: No matter how much feces is in it.
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  15. 04-19-2007, 07:59 AM Lounge   -   #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by JordoR View Post
    Still... water is healthier to drink than alcohol. Fact.

    Edit: No matter how much feces is in it.

    No it isn't, don't be silly.

    Alcohol is great. and there is loads of it for free, in Orion's belt.

    Also the news of shit being found in water has "trickled" through to the heads of the Dutch Coffee-shop owners..and there has been an increase in the sell on Douwe & Egberts coffee filters as they desperately try to get their hands on some of that free shit, coming from a totally unexpected source.
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  17. 04-19-2007, 10:03 AM Lounge   -   #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by JordoR View Post
    Still... water is healthier to drink than alcohol. Fact.

    Edit: No matter how much feces is in it.
    That is possibly the stupidest thing I have read in the last month.

    Tho' to be fair Skizo has been spending a lot of time mini-modding in the leech section.
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  19. 04-19-2007, 11:32 AM Lounge   -   #10
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