nah. just go with the flow. here i'll start you off-
day one:
Today I found a big one on my pillow while making my bed. How did that happen? I've always considered my personal hygiene to be satisfactory. I wash my linens once every few days, I never wear the same pajamas two days in a row without washing them, I take a bath every morning and every night. It's just like last week, I was in the bathroom cleaning and I found two smaller ones behind the toilet. How did they get there?
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