My Obituary

[Alien5]

[Skiz]

[Skiz]

That obituary sucks.

[Skiz]

Skizo, FINALLY, passed yesterday at age 127 in his Malibu estates from complications involving a colostomy bag and his morphine drip.

This, just two days after his 37th marriage to 19 year old Cochita Electra, great granddaughter of Carmen Electra. Skizo will not only be remembered as the recipient of the world's first iron liver, but for all of his incredible accomplishments. For winning the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize for his best selling novel "Flatulence Is Fun".

Also, for his dedicated volunteer work with Girl Scouts at his secret ranch in Texas. They came as girls and left as women...no matter what the restraining order said. He is survived by approximatly 25 children all over the world. He will be missed......mostly by the Jack Daniels Corporation, and some other people... probably... we'll see.

[Mathea]

[tesco]

/me knows how to haxkz0r it.

[allen(s)]

how?

[tesco]

look at the url edit the numbers.
First number = intro, second number = first paragraph thing, third number = closing (missed by x).

[brotherdoobie]

Skizo, FINALLY, passed yesterday at age 127 in his Malibu estates from complications involving a colostomy bag and his morphine drip.

This, just two days after his 37th marriage to 19 year old Cochita Electra, great granddaughter of Carmen Electra. Skizo will not only be remembered as the recipient of the world's first iron liver, but for all of his incredible accomplishments. For winning the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize for his best selling novel "Flatulence Is Fun".

Also, for his dedicated volunteer work with Girl Scouts at his secret ranch in Texas. They came as girls and left as women...no matter what the restraining order said. He is survived by approximatly 25 children all over the world. He will be missed......mostly by the Jack Daniels Corporation, and some other people... probably... we'll see.

Even worse...

-bd

[delimare]

Local transsexual prostitutes... WTF.