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    A space Ship Has Just Landed in Your Garden what Would You Do.
    I would ask them if they would like a cup of tea, and a Custard Cream.
    But what would you do ?
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    Id probably offer them some coffee, then ask, "So ugh...how much hp you got under the hood of that?"

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    fancy a toke on that mate?

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    Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@4 June 2003 - 19:16
    fancy a toke on that mate?
    crazy billy bats - i am the alien in the garden, and yes please.
    mind you, i wouldnt mind landing in celebs garden, if i get a cuppa and a biccy too.

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    Originally posted by lilmiss+4 June 2003 - 19:21--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 4 June 2003 - 19:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@4 June 2003 - 19:16
    fancy a toke on that mate?
    crazy billy bats - i am the alien in the garden, and yes please.
    mind you, i wouldnt mind landing in celebs garden, if i get a cuppa and a biccy too.

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    hehe

    any day, i love a wee smoke with the girlies

    aliens might not be bad either&#33;

    I think i might actually run for my life screaming like a child if Aliens landed in my garden...

    i hope they land in the Big Brother garden (no i dont watch it) and somehow transport them to a remote planet (including Davina McCall), never to be seen again.
    but i doubt it.

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    Originally posted by lilmiss@4 June 2003 - 21:21
    crazy billy bats - i am the alien in the garden, and yes please.
    mind you, i wouldnt mind landing in celebs garden, if i get a cuppa and a biccy too.

    Did somebody just call my name?

    Anyway, I would gladly invite the aliens into my house and offer them tea, coffee and a cooky.
    Their eye(s?) would probably catch on today&#39;s newspaper and they would run/bounce/glide/hover/sliver right back to their spaceship and make a run for it.
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    B) Let&#39;s just hope IF they do land in my garden they don&#39;t bring back Glenn Miller&#33; God, that&#39;s all I need is Pensylvania 6 5 F*c*ing thousand blasting in the garden&#33;

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    im gonna give a serious answer
    cos strangely enough i was thinking this today

    gid em a pillow, cos thats gotta be nice and comfy whatever you are

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    a hug?


    thats the best thing u could give them






    not if they are all slimy and shit though.

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    i would liberate their oppressed alien women B)

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