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    From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

    A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

    Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

    A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

    The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

    A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

    She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

    "Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

    "The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

    "This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

    She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

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    Sausage was then taken off the menu


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    why did he did that ????
    hehe my penis went behind my ass (no,not in that direction)
    you can blow me...

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    I've been to zizzi's.

    Sometimes you have to wait an incredibly long time for the starter

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    Bet they didn't see that coming!½!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5555ForeverM View Post
    why did he did that ????
    hehe my penis went behind my ass (no,not in that direction)
    <------That "bitch" is to be your mother, next incarnation; funny how life is.

    Consider yourself fortunate, by the time you realise that, you will have travelled the length of that, what many men desire and they will envy you. Then you have the added delight of being fed by her voluminous, breasts

    It's your father you have to worry about!

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    P'raps he fancied pepperoni and thought he'd fake it.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    This is about as wierd as the Armin Meiwes story.

    He's the guy in Germany "who found a willing 'victim' (Bernd Jürgen Brandes) to slaughter." Before dying Brandes wanted to cut off his penis so they could eat it together. I know this because of the popular Rammstein song "Mein Teil" (My part) apparent slang for penis...
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    It means "my piece", "my part" or something, actually, and I don't think it's slang.

    But it refers to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    It means "my piece", "my part" or something, actually, and I don't think it's slang.

    But it refers to that.
    Quote Originally Posted by herzeleid.com
    [1] "Teil" means "part" or "piece", but can also be slang for "penis", similar to "thing" in English.
    Of course, that is justa fansite from Jeremy Williams (where I pulled the info from). I don't know german nor do I pretend to so... He could be lying.
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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    I could be wrong as well.

    My impression was that it was just a euphemism type of deal, rather than a common-place expression along the lines of cawk, or whatever.

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