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Thread: Bill Gates goes to Hell.

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    Roxxy's Avatar Hot to Trot BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
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    Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
    being sized up by St. Peter.

    "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure where
    to send you. After all, you helped society enormously by putting
    a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created
    that ghastly Windows `95. I'm going to do something I've never
    done before. In your case; I'm going to let you decide whether
    you want to go to Heaven or Hell."

    Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"

    St. Peter: "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if
    it will help your decision."

    Bill: "Fine, but where should I go first?"

    St. Peter: "I'll leave that up to you."

    "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

    So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean sandy beach with
    clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing
    in the water, laughing, and frolicking about. The sun was shining;
    the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.

    "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want
    to see Heaven!"

    "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.

    Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
    playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as
    Hell. Bill thought for a minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm.
    I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.

    "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to

    Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire
    to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found
    Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark
    caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything
    going?" he asked Bill.

    Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish & disappointment,
    "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two
    weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to
    the other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad
    women playing in the water?"

    "That was a demo," replied St. Peter.

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    haha, ownt.
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    mym_2006's Avatar Torrent Lover BT Rep: +13BT Rep +13BT Rep +13
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    but can't he enter register code ???
    he should look for crack first

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    He should snort "crack" and get rid of the Time Limit.
    Or find a box of "serial" and pour it into the key slot to unlock full version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfmight View Post
    He should snort "crack" and get rid of the Time Limit.
    Or find a box of "serial" and pour it into the key slot to unlock full version.
    You don't snort crack.
    I'll get your coat,sir.


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    Haha Halarius... Got Any More

    Barbarossa resized my signature for me

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    wishmaster2's Avatar NetEmpire BT Rep: +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30
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    hahahhahaa like the vista demo!!!

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    lol..nice one

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