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    A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
    her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    "Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl
    said, "he sure did!"

    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
    violation.

    The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of
    it."

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, did Santa
    bring it to you?"

    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick


    goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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    i love this joke though ive heard it before

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    LOL, bad cop, no donut.

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    what a hard ass cop, reminds me of a cop in idaho---where a lady jumped off a bridge, and the guy went to save her....he was given a ticket for not having a life vest on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowultra View Post
    what a hard ass cop, reminds me of a cop in idaho---where a lady jumped off a bridge, and the guy went to save her....he was given a ticket for not having a life vest on...
    is that true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowultra View Post
    what a hard ass cop, reminds me of a cop in idaho---where a lady jumped off a bridge, and the guy went to save her....he was given a ticket for not having a life vest on...
    If thats true, thats as bad as it gets. True story happened here in nyc. A cop gave a ticket to a pregnant woman who sat on the stairs in the subway station because she wanted to rest for a bit while waiting for the train. Apparently, thats illegal

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    lol

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