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Thread: pickle slicer

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    snowultra's Avatar Member
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    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

    number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that

    he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the

    pickle slicer.

    His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about

    it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome

    the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home.

    His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's

    wrong, Bill?" she asked.

    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put

    my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did."

    "My! God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired" "No, Bill. I mean, what happened

    with the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh..she got fired too."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    DefX's Avatar Macula.Lutea. BT Rep: +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24
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    I also have an urge to stick a pickle inside a reasonably hot pickle slicer.


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