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    1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

    The Welsh don't recognize Islamic Law. (a waste of good meat,and all.)


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    2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

    Duh...that would be ghey.


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    3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    What if it's a vampyre's genitalia,he's looking at?


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    4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

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    5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    Mouldy,do not go to Indonesia!


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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    Mouldy,do not go to Indonesia!


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    Goes for all of us. Who travels there anyhow?
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    may i know where did you find these from?
    After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.
    that doesn't mean you are allowed to have sex with them.
    we have laws of not eating dead animals meat, is that a waste for you.

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death
    BullShit
    This is where "We" say you're brain washed

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
    can be

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
    Respecting a dead is not sin, do you like seeing people privates when they are asleep?
    Last edited by BawA; 05-14-2007 at 03:17 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BawA View Post
    do like seeing people privates when they are asleep?

    its easier when they're not awake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    Mouldy,do not go to Indonesia!


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    omg!1

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    I think it's weird I'm not allowed to have sex with 14 year olds.
    You and every other nub on the internets.

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