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    ..Some time earlier this evening location..Eden..
    Quote Originally Posted by really worried thewizeard
    eek..it's God!!
    [21:51:58] <thewizeard is gone>
    [21:52:17] <God puts his vengance on thewizard......>
    [21:52:33] <thewizeard>
    [21:52:43] <thewizeard returns a couple more apples?>
    [21:52:53] <God> hehe
    [21:53:02] <thewizeard> Fred
    [21:53:04] <thewizeard> help
    [21:53:08] <thewizeard> you know me
    [21:53:21] <God> let me guess... from a rugsack
    [21:53:22] <thewizeard> silence
    [21:53:29] <thewizeard> yes
    [21:53:35] <thewizeard> no I meaan
    [21:53:39] <thewizeard> mean too
    [21:53:53] <thewizeard> coffee time
    [21:53:54] <God> dunno, I havent been around in a couple of years.....
    [21:54:01] <thewizeard> does God drink coffee too?
    [21:54:07] <God> sure
    [21:54:09] <thewizeard> ok
    [21:54:11] <thewizeard> kewl
    [21:54:18] <thewizeard> I always thought
    [21:54:23] <thewizeard> you drank
    [21:54:27] <God pours some mugs of fresh coffee.....>
    [21:54:27] <thewizeard> ambrosia
    [21:54:34] <thewizeard> or nectar
    [21:54:41] <thewizeard> wow
    [21:54:46] <thewizeard> this is cool
    [21:54:55] <thewizeard> did you know that wow
    [21:54:58] <thewizeard> is a
    [21:55:11] <thewizeard> well if you read it backwards
    [21:55:16] <thewizeard> it's the same
    [21:55:20] <thewizeard> and also
    [21:55:24] <God> palyndrome?
    [21:55:26] <thewizeard> this palindrome
    [21:55:40] <thewizeard> if you revolve it 180 debgrees
    [21:55:51] <thewizeard> it is still one and is Mom
    [21:55:57] <thewizeard> which is today
    [21:55:59] <thewizeard> in Holland
    [21:56:12] <thewizeard> Mothers day
    [21:56:21] <God> yup, and if you turn it inside-out, then you can use it as a sailboat
    [21:56:34] <thewizeard> I never thought of that God
    [21:56:36] <thewizeard> sorry
    [21:56:40] <God> hehe
    [21:56:44] <thewizeard> have I failed the test?
    [21:56:56] <thewizeard> or
    [21:56:58] <God> it depends....
    [21:57:09] <thewizeard> will I be driven back to that pagan lot
    [21:57:14] <thewizeard> down below
    [21:57:20] <thewizeard> yes?
    [21:57:27] <thewizeard> you want sugar?
    [21:57:32] <thewizeard> or
    [21:57:37] <thewizeard> the other apple?
    [21:57:41] <thewizeard> other
    [21:57:58] <God> nah! coffee is ment to be served black
    [21:57:59] <thewizeard> you can have it
    [21:58:05] <thewizeard> it was the gold one
    [21:58:10] <thewizeard> right
    [21:58:22] <thewizeard> then I will ask Rob to serve you
    [21:58:29] <thewizeard> he is African
    [21:58:33] <God> hehe
    [21:58:35] <thewizeard> and shares great music
    [21:58:48] <MrFredPFL>* Ken, meet nigel, nigel meet *Ken aka god aka igam
    [21:58:51] <thewizeard> from the congo
    [21:58:55] <thewizeard> and slasa
    [21:59:11] <thewizeard> it's a pleasure thanks Fred
    [21:59:12] <God> nice to meet you, Nigel
    [21:59:19] <thewizeard> same here
    [21:59:30] <thewizeard> just checking your credentilas
    [21:59:37] <thewizeard> to see if you were the rewal one
    [21:59:42] <thewizeard> real*
    [21:59:43] <God> well, you can try...
    [21:59:43] <MrFredPFL> lol
    [21:59:52] <MrFredPFL> yes, he's as godlike as can be
    [21:59:56] <thewizeard> and if Fred say you are
    [22:00:06] <thewizeard> then I am a believer
    [22:00:10] <MrFredPFL is only partly here>
    [22:00:11] <God> hehe
    [22:00:18] <thewizeard> yes
    [22:00:19] <MrFredPFL> today is a busy day for me
    [22:00:26] <thewizeard> half way so to speak
    [22:00:29] <thewizeard> ok
    [22:00:33] <thewizeard> well
    [22:00:40] <thewizeard> I will shut it then Fred
    [22:00:43] <thewizeard> I promise
    [22:00:53] <MrFredPFL> lol huh?
    [22:00:59] <thewizeard> and really nice to meet..God
    [2201] <MrFredPFL> am just back and forth
    [2210] <God> well, I just came home from my little brother... he has his birthday today.... I gave him a broadband-router
    [2214] <God> ok
    [2221] <thewizeard> Jesus?
    [2225] <MrFredPFL> lol
    [2228] <thewizeard> wow
    [2230] <God> no, the other one
    [2232] <thewizeard> again
    [2236] <thewizeard> oh him...
    [2242] <thewizeard> we dont mention him..
    [2250] <thewizeard> not here
    [2257] <God> no, if you do, I have to kill you
    [2257] <thewizeard> this is Eden
    [22:02:16] <thewizeard> they worship him in forms below
    [22:02:33] <thewizeard> and call him "lived" ..backwards
    [22:02:38] <thewizeard> which is wierd
    [22:02:49] <thewizeard> ok
    [22:02:53] <thewizeard> have to fly
    [22:02:57] <God think his name was... baal... or was it?.....bah! whatever >
    [22:03:12] <thewizeard> that was a later incarnation
    [22:03:22] <thewizeard> ok
    [22:03:26] <thewizeard> by for now
    [22:03:34] <thewizeard> and think of us mortals
    [22:03:37] <thewizeard> now and then
    [22:03:37] <God> bye....
    [22:03:43] <thewizeard> bye
    [22:04:58] <thewizeard> erm
    [22:05:03] ;;; [(6) Amber] has set your user level to Administrator
    [22:05:04] <thewizeard> just one thing
    [22:05:09] <thewizeard> [22:04:02] <thewizeard> wow
    [22:05:09] <thewizeard> [22:04:07] <thewizeard> I just met God
    [22:05:09] <thewizeard> [22:04:16] <thewizeard> on Darkservers
    [22:05:09] <thewizeard> [22:04:23] <thewizeard> I must say I was impressed
    [22:05:09] <thewizeard> [22:04:30] <thewizeard> he drinks coffee
    [22:05:09] <thewizeard> [22:04:40] <thewizeard> and lets it be serverd by niggars
    [22:06:11] <God let anyone serve coffee to me >
    [22:17:12] <MrFredPFL> lol
    Reminds me of the Dutch Sint Nicholas, he uses African slaves to serve him too and rides a white horse called America.


    NB: So for all you Agnostics, it's time to make your choice, for the Atheists..tough !
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    Also his name is not jehovah or any of the others it's


    *Ken

    and igam

    which is magi backward
    Last edited by thewizeard; 05-15-2007 at 01:42 PM.

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    He also told me this...

    The Flood


    Quote Originally Posted by God
    We are looking for a new Noah.
    Soon a flood will come that it will swamp even the highest peaks. Which is why you should read this, carefully.
    The waters of the Earth will be attracted to our Mother Star and try to reach out to touch and honour Her as She re--visits Her Child, your Sun. The Father is also approaching, arriving soon, as this will be a happy family re-union. This re-union is remembered deep within the Soul, where they rest as archetypes; and is also known as the Trinity.

    There is one more member of the family arriving.
    His number is 4 which is the last number.
    So I presume He knows what He is talking about. He also said he fancied one of the "chicks" here in the Lounge... erm what's her nick, I know she is an artist and female. It will come to me..

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    Wrong account but hey, it was funny anyway - crabgirl.

    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    I like cock
    God:
    I am not interesed in your anatomy.
    Me:
    do you like a big one god?
    God:
    Do you like it? I like The Passion of Christ.
    Me:
    I bet you do
    God:
    " I like The Passion of Christ."? Do I?
    Me:
    I bet you were really passionate
    God:
    Actually I'm not the gambling type. I was?
    Me:
    with christ
    God:
    You and your christ.
    Me:
    You and YOUR christ
    God:
    What about it?
    Me:
    you love each other
    God:
    Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
    Me:
    like gay banditos
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    Do you wear spurs to bed?
    God:
    Only when I dress up.
    Me:
    Do you dress up for christ?
    God:
    I like the LL Bean look. Casual, comfortable, cotton, clean and conservative.
    Me:
    What does christ like you to wear?
    God:
    What do you think?
    Me:
    I think it likes you to dress like a gay bandito and ride him sideways till morning
    God:
    Pretty much.

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    CrabGirl..that's a coincident..

    Notice God's position ..(Ken)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    Wrong account but hey, it was funny anyway - crabgirl.

    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    I like cock
    God:
    I am not interesed in your anatomy.
    Me:
    do you like a big one god?
    God:
    Do you like it? I like The Passion of Christ.
    Me:
    I bet you do
    God:
    " I like The Passion of Christ."? Do I?
    Me:
    I bet you were really passionate
    God:
    Actually I'm not the gambling type. I was?
    Me:
    with christ
    God:
    You and your christ.
    Me:
    You and YOUR christ
    God:
    What about it?
    Me:
    you love each other
    God:
    Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
    Me:
    like gay banditos
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    Do you wear spurs to bed?
    God:
    Only when I dress up.
    Me:
    Do you dress up for christ?
    God:
    I like the LL Bean look. Casual, comfortable, cotton, clean and conservative.
    Me:
    What does christ like you to wear?
    God:
    What do you think?
    Me:
    I think it likes you to dress like a gay bandito and ride him sideways till morning
    God:
    Pretty much.
    You see this is clear proof, of God's existence. He said pretty much, the same, to me, only differently,in a different order and in code. He used the Mensať Code to communicate, and "cock " number 32, He used often.
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