He claimed to be a tool of God.Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
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Long live Hissyfit
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He claimed to be a tool of God.
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re-member
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He arrived in Heaven this morning and we took him to Allah.
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Whats it like in Heaven?
You just keep pushing. You just keep pushing. I made every mistake that could be made. But I just kept pushing..... Descartes
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He's in Heaven?
I assumed we were talking about Smokin' Jerry Falwell.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Maybe he's in Heaven maybe Hell. Maybe he's in Limbo. Maybe he is just sleeping like Lazarus. Maybe Dante knows where he is. If I remember correctly the final stop in Dante's Hell was Ice. Eternal Blue Balls to all who dis-obey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He's in Heaven?
I assumed we were talking about Smokin' Jerry Falwell.
Last edited by MaxOverlord; 05-17-2007 at 02:22 AM.
You just keep pushing. You just keep pushing. I made every mistake that could be made. But I just kept pushing..... Descartes
To Me, To You
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I got really excited for a moment then, I thought it said 'Jerry Haliwell'.
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That's just wrong...but made me laugh like crazy.
Looking for loopholes
Thought he was a bit mad but not as mad as say Phelps - even Pitchfork Pat is a bit madder.
Hope he finds what he was looking for - even if everyone else is on the other side of a wall so that he is not peeved that they got in.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
there is no god
I think he was a man that used religion for self gain. He was a demagogue and as such I can't say his life was worth celebrating.
On the other hand I see no reason to celebrate his death.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
there is no god
Word has it (we shall see on the day) that Phelps is going to protest outside the funeral
Phelps website
jerry-falwell-funeral.pdf
if you would prefer seeing the horsesmouthrear end talk in person
Much as I disliked Falwell I think Phelps is worse.
It will be interesting though.............when "Christians" collide..... who will turn the other cheek the most.
Last edited by vidcc; 05-19-2007 at 03:14 PM.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
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