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Thread: .... I'm road legal!

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Got my wee car insured yesterday so my hubbie took me out for a drive on Her Majesty's Highway.

    Everything went well, except for some idiot who nearly ran in the back of me.
    I ask you, what kind of moron tailgates a car with fucking L-Plates on it in fucking Cumbernauld where there's one dodgy roundabout after the other???


    I bet it was JP

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    Fucking Hellfire

    Everyone tailgates the learners, that's the only enjoyment you can get out of driving these days.

    Anyway, it's for your own good, otherwise how will you ever learn to drive any faster

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    It's no problem for the rest of Europe, so I fee quite safe to get on my "fiets" this afternoon. However, I shall warn my brother, who shares the British roads with you Skweeks...

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    Wait until you experience your first bit of road-rage, giving and giving after receiving, its exhilarating.


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    Quote Originally Posted by popopot View Post
    giving and giving after receiving, its exhilarating.
    fnar fnar

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    A small hammer can be quite a useful addition to your weaponry ..erm ...tool-kit, Sonja. It is great accessory regarding your latent road-rage. This will quickly assert itself, as you become more and more exposed to the, "Scottish Driver"; who wear kilts with no underpants... ..really!..So where where we, ..erm;, and can be quickly retrieved from your handbag; ..which can also be used as a weapon, (remember the Iron Lady, she always carried one, and..won the Falklands war))and can also be used to break open the windscreen when you land upside down in a water filled ditch after a street race..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post

    I bet it was JP
    What kind of car was it, I was up loads of learners arses yesterday.

    That reminds me of Inspector Grim in The Thin Blue Line. "It's my arse on the line so I don't want any cock-ups"
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Congratulations Skweeky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234 View Post
    Congratulations Skweeky!
    Yeah, buying insurance, that really ...
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post

    I bet it was JP
    What kind of car was it, I was up loads of learners arses yesterday.

    That reminds me of Inspector Grim in The Thin Blue Line. "It's my arse on the line so I don't want any cock-ups"
    Yes that's funny

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