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Thread: Your Favoruite Nursery Fymes As A Kid?

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    My favorite nursery rhyme was Old Mother Hubbard :-D

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    What Are Little Boys Made Of

    What are little boys made of, made of?
    What are little boys made of?
    "Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails;
    And that's what little boys are made of, made of."


    What are little girls made of, made of, made of?
    What are little girls made of?
    "Sugar and spice and all that's nice;
    And that's what little girls are made of, made of."


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    well u got a point there there not realy nursery rymes but they are storys for small children so if u want a nursery ryme then try this

    little miss mufit
    sat on her tufit
    eating her curds and way
    along came a spider
    and sat down beside her .....
    AND SHE BEAT THE HELL OUT OF IT WITH HER SPOON

    or

    This Little Bud Went To Market
    This Little Bud Got Bought by John
    This Little Bud Got Broke Up
    This Little Bud Got Put in A Bong
    And This Little Bud Went Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! all Though My Brain


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    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    To fetch a pail of water
    God knows what they did
    but they returned with a daughter

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    Little William Arthur White
    Found a keg of dynamite.
    His parents are now picking small
    Bits of Willy off the wall.

    We don't like that girl from Tooting Beck.
    She washes her face and forgets her neck.

    O to be a broken leg
    In plaster white as chalk
    And travel everywhere by crutch
    While others have to walk.

    He stood on the bridge at midnight,
    Disturbing my sweet repose
    For he was a large mosquito
    And the bridge was the bridge of my nose.

    Radi was a circus lion
    Radi was a woman hater
    Radi had a lady trainer.
    Radiator.

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    Only this forum can take a perfectly innocent topic like nursery rhymes and have it degenerate into a twisted parody of itself ! Frankly I'm shocked, disillusioned and disappointed in this sad commentary on how immature we are as a group. For shame !


    And futhermore.............

    Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow ?
    " With cockle shells and ringing bells and one great big f**kin' onion. "

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the king's horses and all the king's men
    Said; " F**k it, let's make us an omelette. "

    Mary had a little lamb...........her doctor fainted on the spot.


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    more nursery rymes for adults

    old mother huboard
    went to the cupboard
    to fech her poor dog a bone
    But when she bent over
    rover took over
    and gave her a bone of His own

    little willy was a chemist
    little willy is on more
    cus what he thought was H2O (water)
    was H2SO4 (sulfuric acid)

    hickry dickry doc
    the mice run up the clock
    the clock struck one .......
    and all the rest escaped with minor ingeries


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    Originally posted by QuietSilence!@17 June 2003 - 17:27
    hickry dickry doc
    the mice run up the clock
    the clock struck one .......
    and all the rest escaped with minor ingeries


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    Originally posted by QuietSilence!@17 June 2003 - 16:27
    more nursery rymes for adults

    HAHAHAHAHA! good one!

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