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    A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.
    Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
    He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of
    Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

    The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the
    gentleman over there, "indicating to him. She regards the wine coolly for a
    second and decides to send a note over to the man.

    The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
    conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this
    bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
    bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own to the
    lady. It read:

    "For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,
    a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage; plus............. I have
    over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as
    beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
    back."

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    this is gr8 one m8
    Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

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    LubTheStaringCat's Avatar I'm curious BT Rep: +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65
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    lol

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    awesome lol, too bad for a girl...I really liked it

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    DefX's Avatar Macula.Lutea. BT Rep: +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24
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    Well maybe he just needs to let his cock go back to its relaxed state

    No need to cut it then

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    that was funny
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    good one

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