Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He

travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it...... Right after,

there's a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and

I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or .. we have

sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter

alternative... So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though he felt

sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed

out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it

dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge

grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said: "That was a big

mistake, Frank......That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I

maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better

to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly

had his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before

Frank fully recovered. Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed

back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He

felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his

shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The

polar bear looked at him and said: "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for

the hunting, do you?"