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    4play's Avatar knob jockey
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    Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don't know which is which. Or who is who.

    The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman's testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other.

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    where is jerry springer when you need him, he would sort this mess out sharpish.

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    popopot's Avatar To Me, To You BT Rep: +5
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    Well, the mum is definitely an uncle fucker either way.


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    come on guys. i know many a guy who'd happily nobble twin sisters without a second thought. I am one.

    Who's with me? (not literally there, my loves a private thing)

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    Vargas's Avatar gone fishin'
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    true, but you would be able to tell which is the mother. :p

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    If they're not identical twins they don't have identical dna, then it's just a matter of doing a test, same as if they was brothers.

    I really should have read the post shouldn't I, it wasn't even that long. Problem is he's not normally very interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vargas View Post
    true, but you would be able to tell which is the mother. :p
    but, i wouldn't be thinking that at the time. And i'd use protection, give them a false name. Like Austin Bond.

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    Looking at those two fellas, I'm sure the woman was quite a catch.+


    No DNA tests won't work. Wonder what the courts will do?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    Looking at those two fellas, I'm sure the woman was quite a catch.+


    No DNA tests won't work. Wonder what the courts will do?
    Well, i'm no Dr Phil, but i dont see any relationships with the woman lasting. So it looks like they'll either split the child support, or get buggared double-whammy.

    If it was me, i'd deny i'd ever slept with her. Innocent until proven guilty. Then emigrate, wondering if i had sloppy seconds from my twin brother, or he did.

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