Riddler's Gauntlet-reloaded

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Rudeshadow@24 June 2003 - 22:55
he wished to be half dead.

Not what I was looking for....but it's a good one !
Let's just say that he wished for something a little less harmful to himself than being half-dead.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Riddler@25 June 2003 - 05:27

General Custer was making his famous last stand. Surrounded by Indians, he didn't actually die that day ( really ! ) Instead he picked up a magic lamp laying at his feet, rubbed it and a genie popped out and offered him 1 wish with the following condition...." Whatever you wish for, your enemy will receive 2 of the same thing. "
What was Custer's one wish that got him out of that mess and allowed him to live a long and happy life, eventually becoming Colonel Saunders' great grandfather ( all true ! ) ?

He requested his leg be amputated. He could then hop away as the indians crawled vainly behind him.

[2nd gen noob]

Originally posted by Riddler@25 June 2003 - 06:27
No problem.....I think.

Anyone still looking to stretch out some brain muscle ? Here we go....

General Custer was making his famous last stand. Surrounded by Indians, he didn't actually die that day ( really ! ) Instead he picked up a magic lamp laying at his feet, rubbed it and a genie popped out and offered him 1 wish with the following condition...." Whatever you wish for, your enemy will receive 2 of the same thing. "
What was Custer's one wish that got him out of that mess and allowed him to live a long and happy life, eventually becoming Colonel Saunders' great grandfather ( all true ! ) ?

he wished to donate one kidney

[Riddler]

@slammy-
@cbb & 2nd gen : A+

Let's pretend, just for the hell of it, ( mostly because yours truly f**ked up the question again ! ) that what the genie said was; " I will grant you one OBJECT to wish for. Your enemy however, will get two of the same object. "

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Riddler@25 June 2003 - 11:04
" I will grant you one OBJECT to wish for. Your enemy however, will get two of the same object. "

A strain of E-Coli, only enough to make you sick but not kill you. Double the dose kills you, therefore his enemys all died of mad cow disease.

[Riddler]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@25 June 2003 - 04:15

A strain of E-Coli, only enough to make you sick but not kill you. Double the dose kills you, therefore his enemys all died of mad cow disease.

You ARE a twisted bugger, aren't you !
I was thinking along the lines of something about the size of a golf ball.

[crazy_billy_bats]

im finkin but nowts happnin....

ill come back if i have a viable answer.........so have a nice life !!!

EDIT: heres riddlers riddle !!:

General Custer was making his famous last stand. Surrounded by Indians, he didn't actually die that day ( really ! ) Instead he picked up a magic lamp laying at his feet, rubbed it and a genie popped out and offered him 1 wish with the following condition...." Whatever you wish for, your enemy will receive 2 of the same thing. "
What was Custer's one wish that got him out of that mess and allowed him to live a long and happy life, eventually becoming Colonel Saunders' great grandfather ( all true ! ) ?


and its an object!!!

[Illuminati]

I'm guessing that he asked for one of his balls to be amputated. No, I'm serious.

Think about it - If he only asked for one, the indians would have both taken off. I'm not sure whether it would have killed them, but the mere shock of both your b***ocks missing is going to distract any bloke

He'd be able to live a longer (due to a reduced chance in testicular cancer) and happier (who wouldn't want to get it on that bit longer before c**ming? ), and he would have been able to be Colonel Sander's great-grandfather (You only really need one sperm in truth for that ).

Yes, it's a little exaggerated but it's the best I've got so far.

[crazy_billy_bats]

i doubt it ! read the last page man, we arnt allowed to use body parts!!

me already tried it !!

[TheDave]

a flashbang, he threw it straight away then ran through the crowd of blinded indians before they worked out how to use it.


ok, ok. ill answer myelf

@TheDave good shot but not the answer, go back to bed