Riddler's Gauntlet-reloaded

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Illuminati@27 June 2003 - 05:52
Mr Wizard should rather be called Master Wizard - He's a baby.

Now I'm getting tobacco withdrawal - Gimme my cigar!

Give the man his stogie already !

OK, here we go....round three:

You've come home from work and through the front window you see the neighbors' asshole dog inside your house, snarling & growling at you. The note on the door says that your wife was asked to dog-sit for the weekend and she's gone out for a few hours. You really need to get in your house immediately but you know without a doubt that the dog hates you and given the slightest opportunity, won't hesitate to tear your arm off. How are you going to enter your house ?

[Illuminati]

I'm guessing that you'd have to get a female dog in the house to distract the dog while you get in and get what you need. If you need to stay in a lot longer, just use the female dog to attract the arsehole dog out of the house while you do a mickey and dive in and shut him out of the house

This is one which I'm not sure is right - There is a riddle similar to this, where instead there's a smart-arse kid who tries to sneak into an apple orchard while there's a Doberman in it. My answer's kinda a variation from that.

Now while this cigar's still smoking, should I start a trick where I smoke a cigar through each nostril and exhale through my mouth?

[dlingeverything]

One word:

Shotgun

lol

no idea b/c this seems to have too many possiblities
for answers.

[Riddler]

Sorry about the delay.....damn real world !

Anyway, both answers get top marks for creativity but, I'm afraid that cigar's in danger of getting wet................the answer you will see, is quite a bit simpler than that. Read the question carefully, and consider exactly what it's asking you ? B)

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Riddler@29 June 2003 - 12:04
Sorry about the delay.....damn real world !

Anyway, both answers get top marks for creativity but, I'm afraid that cigar's in danger of getting wet................the answer you will see, is quite a bit simpler than that. Read the question carefully, and consider exactly what it's asking you ? B)

You've come home from work and through the front window you see the neighbors' asshole dog inside your house, snarling & growling at you. The note on the door says that your wife was asked to dog-sit for the weekend and she's gone out for a few hours. You really need to get in your house immediately but you know without a doubt that the dog hates you and given the slightest opportunity, won't hesitate to tear your arm off. How are you going to enter your house ?

Judging by what you just said (my emphasis on the bold), I'm guessing by opening the front door and walking in through the open door Maybe I'm thinking too simple, but it seems that the dog's a red herring to distract you.

[Riddler]

Geez, you're gonna get yellow fingers from all that smoking !

Yeah, the question didn't ask how you're supposed to get in without getting torn apart.............just how do you get in.


round 4:

If I bet you that I could do between two and three thousand pushups in ten minutes, why would you be wise not to take that bet ?

[dlingeverything]

two is not two thousand

[Illuminati]

Because it wouldn't mean you doing 2,000-3,000 in ten minutes - It'll mean doing 2-3,000 in ten minutes.

That would leave an average of up to 5 minutes allowed per push-up - Even the stereotypical fat kid could do that

Shame DLE got it this time - I was kind looking forward to see if I can smoke a cigar with my ear

[dlingeverything]

Originally posted by Illuminati@29 June 2003 - 09:35
Because it wouldn't mean you doing 2,000-3,000 in ten minutes - It'll mean doing 2-3,000 in ten minutes.

That would leave an average of up to 5 minutes allowed per push-up - Even the stereotypical fat kid could do that

Shame DLE got it this time - I was kind looking forward to see if I can smoke a cigar with my ear

lol

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Illuminati@29 June 2003 - 15:35
smoke a cigar with my ear

tried your a-hole yet ?