Riddler's Gauntlet-reloaded

[Riddler]

Holy theory of relativity Batman ! The answer to that last one caused major painage in the brainpan !

Whaddya say we dumb it down to my level for a few ?

I have an enormous capacity for remembering all the words to every song I've ever heard in my lifetime. So, I will bet you anything you'd care to bet that I can type the lyrics to a genuine song ( you can check its authenticity ) that contains the first and last name of your wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend or pet hamster.

How can I be so confident that I will not lose this bet ?

[Riddler]

Sorry for the bump, but I gotta hit the sack now, so if anyone's still interested in taking a shot at this.....I'll post the answer in 5 minutes. B)

[neil1967]

well i'm pretty sure there aint no song with my girlfriends first and last name in it.
maybe there are only a handfull, one, none? written ever, and you just happen to know the bloody lyrics?

[neil1967]

nite that i didnt actualy bet anything riddler! can you tell me why?

[Riddler]

Originally posted by neil1967@30 June 2003 - 05:21
well i'm pretty sure there aint no song with my girlfriends first and last name in it.
maybe there are only a handfull, one, none? written ever, and you just happen to know the bloody lyrics?

No, my memory sucks actually. But there IS a song with her name in it. Really.
I'll show you, what's her name?.....you can make one up if you like.

[neil1967]

that is why i didnt bet anything! ive seen you in action. plus im not batman so i havnt got a chance. yes i can make one up, but then so can you. a song with her name in i mean.

[chalice]

I reckon its Happy Birthday and then you just insert your girlfriend's name.

[neil1967]

chalice, you are batman.

[chalice]

Neil, I wish I had his dough.
I wouldn't be running about at all hours with tights on.
Rubber masks maybe.

[neil1967]

chalice, still waiting riddlers reply you must have stumped him for a mo, this comment may quicken it? while your there could you give me some info on something stupid i did the other night. a guy in movieworld posted someone pm me as soon as pos, said he was running gamma tests or something. gullible helpfull me did so, he also said he'd post a link to his site and i wouldnt be dissapointed. when i hit the link a username ,password box popped up , he had given me these so i entered them and got to a pro movie d/l site. thinking about it later i got paro about this, could he have screwed with my pc, or am i paying for his porn or something?