Yeah... earlier on I was freezing, but at the same time sweating so badly I had to change duvets
Feeling a little bit better now though
Yeah... earlier on I was freezing, but at the same time sweating so badly I had to change duvets
Feeling a little bit better now though
Poor thing! Plenty of fluids and rest for you!
I feel terrible also but it's completely all my own fault. Stupid alcohol.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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I wish I had some Vicks Vaporub..... and some nice hunky guy to rub it on my chest :woot:
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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I took one of my mates to Croy Miner's welfare and we went into the games room. Two pool tables, 3 dart boards, wee bar hatch in the corner type place.
Me (Shouting) - "Hoi Bridget, gees a pint a heavy" (bitter to English chaps but not really)
Bridget (wee fat woman that runs bar) - "Aye right, whit's yer pal want".
Stephen (a tax dodger) - "A Tequila Sunrise please"
Bridget - "Whit the fuck are you talking about".
She then proceeds to pour two pints of heavy and I give her the requisite 52p
True story (including the 52p)
I bet she actually said
"aye right, whit's yer pal wanting"
Where is this place, and can I also get two pints of heavy for 52p?
I don't do dishes, that's what my hubbie is for
I also don't know how to bake a cake...
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