Can BB guns be used as personal security / do they hurt?

[callum]

I have a big ugly fucking dog, that makes a hell of a lot of noise. Nobody would get very far into my house. She's away to the pub tonight, so I'm a tad scared.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Seriously but people, make sure you don't have any "beware of the dog" signs if you do have a big fuck off dog.

If you have them it's a guard dog. If you don't it's a family pet. That makes a huge difference if it bites a burglar's cawk off..

[slim150]

amazon.com has nice selection of these steel riot batons. and they are really cheap. i think i will get one for the piece of mind i can beat down any harmless criminal or knived one, but in the case of an gun toting one i won't get shot.

thanks for dissuading me from getting the BB gun, i'd probably shoot myself in the foot anyway.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:earl::genious:

[callum]

This thread has actually made me think.

Is it possible to send the police a text message, like when a robber was doing some robbing? I'd be hiding under the bed at the time and I wouldn't want to give my position away by speaking, while I was getting ready to attack and break his arm with one punch.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Snap it like a twig, as it were.

[callum]

I can bench press loads, probably. I laugh in the face of criminals to be honest, like batman or something. I can also poke eyes and punch cunts in the balls.

The bird is still in the pub, the 5 year old human sheild will have to do for now.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I can bench press loads, probably. I laugh in the face of criminals to be honest, like batman or something. I can also poke eyes and punch cunts in the balls.

The bird is still in the pub, the 5 year old human sheild will have to do for now.

I know it's hard to accept but we won the double and you won fuck all, again.

You just have to accept it mate. Talking shite, much as it's your tradition, won't change that.

It's only a game.

[callum]

I can bench press loads, probably. I laugh in the face of criminals to be honest, like batman or something. I can also poke eyes and punch cunts in the balls.

The bird is still in the pub, the 5 year old human sheild will have to do for now.

I know it's hard to accept but we won the double and you won fuck all, again.

You just have to accept it mate. Talking shite, much as it's your tradition, won't change that.

It's only a game.

Have fun while it lasts. Let's see what happens next season with Walter in from the start, I may even start watching rangers again

[Mr JP Fugley]

I wouldn't bother. He's got like fuck all to spend on players and your teams shite just now.

We won the double, by a mile, without a decent team. Made £18,brazilion profit and are buying players.

We bought your big summer signing (Broon) for a larf. So much for Mr You Spend £5 we'll spend £10.