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    Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who
    worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
    Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too.
    Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
    The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"


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    nice one

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    haha i thought the punch line was going to be that they were both dead thats why they didnt have hangovers, but thats funny too
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim150 View Post
    haha i thought the punch line was going to be that they were both dead thats why they didnt have hangovers, but thats funny too
    That wouldn't be funny you insensitive and cruel person with no feelings.
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    not bad

    thx any way

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    not soo good man




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    nice one made me laugh

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