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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee And, as she bends over To place her

    ball on the tee, a gust of Wind blows her skirt Up and reveals her lack of
    underwear.

    "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing Any undies?" her husband demanded.

    "Well, you don't give me enough Housekeeping money to afford any."

    The Englishman immediately reaches Into his pocket and says, "For the sake
    of decency, here's $20. Go And buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set Her ball on the tee. Her skirt
    also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.

    "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no Undies. Why not?" She replies, "I
    can't afford any on the Money you give me."

    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For The sake of decency, here's $10.
    Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The Wind also takes her skirt over
    her head to reveal that she,too, is naked under it.

    "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer Drawers?" She too explains,
    "You dinna give me enough Money at be able at affarrd any."

    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'O Jesus,

    here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Gotta love 'em Scots.

    PS. Why are they using dollars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveFerris View Post
    Gotta love 'em Scots.

    PS. Why are they using dollars?
    Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.
    Then it's a good job God thought about that before he invented keyboards and this nice little fellow: £

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveFerris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.
    Then it's a good job God thought about that before he invented keyboards and this nice little fellow: £
    merkin keyboards don't have the pound sign. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco View Post
    merkin keyboards don't have the pound sign. :/
    Oh, what silly fellows, forgetting the bestest sign evar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveFerris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.
    Then it's a good job God thought about that before he invented keyboards and this nice little fellow: £
    See what I mean?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveFerris View Post
    Gotta love 'em Scots.

    PS. Why are they using dollars?
    They were on holiday in Florida.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    are we laughing that the scots are chaep? or they're stupid?

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    lol nice one havent heard it

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