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    here's how it works....i'll start with a word...the person posting next should post another word or two to carry forward a meaningful sentence. u can add a fullstop and add start anew sentence but try and stretch a sentence as long as possible, the more absurd the better...u can post a phrase at most....not too long

    The story so far:

    the world would never be capable without forncating. fornication is something that can kill those who are gits. Pimps make chicks great models. God created those human creatures who devour our souls. Satan lives in the place where nobody lives. Demented children rot and decay in hell and then someone eradicates humanity and plays the violin underwater accompanied by whale sharks on drums and suddenly boom-boom, bang-bang, he farts and the surroundings smell awful but the fragrance is so sweet that he pukes filling the ocean. A hydra rises and gasps for breath as the atmosphere is filled with fumes from the puke which a starship collects and mixes it with pillsbury atta and adds some bird droppings to make it more hideous. This batter was then sprinkled with mineral water. It tasted like wasabi with turnips which smell like dog shit. Evolution of this dish depends on the freshness of a cow's milk and a bottle of smirnoff topped off with sitaphal flavored ice cream just to make it stinkier than the UberHyperCelestial dish which is then baked with skunk essence and a tadka of shuddh ghee in a preheated oven makes one drool and fall in love with the cook but then a love triangle results in orgy and the birth of jaadoo. A murder, a mystery. A detective enters and gets killed; the plot thickens. A detective lookalike enters. He smells the UberHyperCelestial dish and watches something horrible. Somebody was acutally eating the dish so he joins in only to find that he had stolen his long lost dish, but there was something else. There was something missing from the dish - the secret ingredient that can only be found in the small intestine of a large lady called the cherry. The detective lookalike pulls out the handy chainsaw and cuts the dish using it messing up the flavour preserved inside, mixes it up again and adds more ingredients like bug juice, pig saliva, with some namak (swaad anusaar), all marinated and stored in a halo jar to allow fermentation for three days, after which, puny worms and a healthy dose of madagascar hissing c0ckroaches erupt, filling the room with a hedious stink, killing all in sight. Then the deads were covered in uberhypercelstial dish and fried at 100 degrees and were eaten by people from la la land who wore kimonos and a mexican hat and 6 inch stilettos waiting to kick somebodys football and ping pong balls. Its turned into a game by ea with great graphics but unrealistic gameplay because the developers couldn't have a taste of screwed uberhypercelstial dish called uberhypercelstial dish thade made me puke. The dish then becomes famous and is served to the Queen but she's allergic to the ghee present. To purge ghee, the dish was dried under the sun but while it was left exposed a mig flying in the sky dropped anthrax into it thinking it was osama swimmimg in an oil well only to find that it was george bush with his cat india and bill clinton with wide mouthed Monica, about to swallow tobacco from bill's cuban cigar made by Castro from tobacco grown by bala sahebs mansion and smuggled by dawood ibrahim to la la land called pakystan then air lifted by kasatka chopper pilotted by a one-eyed pirate whose another eye went missing when a rabbit who lived in his hole in the white house lawn ruled by the boogey man who used to fight for the WWE but was fired for assaulting a fan and then decided to hijack the arena which was filled with pinatas who had huge canines to rip the hopping rabbits, consequently turning the arena into a explosive dome which can be seen from miles away where angels fear to tread because the path is paved with hardened skulls and millions of razor sharp spikes but the small bunny going SPROING SPROING SPROING and falling into a pit full of locust which tossed it back out just to make sure that they donn't catch the bubonic plague from it which left millions dead in 2020 because they didnt wear their pants while they were eating UHCTM dish, nonetheless the dish has since been revived and and re-publicized by many members of the ku klux klan who shoved the dish up.. a circus elephant's behind but that smart ass used its trunk to spew it onto the KKK members who wearing all white now needed TIDE and some direction to think about what the fcuk just happened when suddenly, the elephant farted his hearts out and the KKK flew all directions like the scene from the matrix, so much so their white clothes were replaced by transparent goo, with pink tutus usually worn by 5yr old ballerinas when they go to bed surrounded by broken glass on which basanti once danced as gabbar laughed but as basanti danced in front of all 'kuttes' so dharamji got blood-thristy and then sunk his fangs in their necks one-by-one and the paaji ne sab kutto ko chun chun ke maara meanwhile jay was busy figuring out the 'coin' trick which david blaine was happy to teach him for $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 but there was no space for the zeroes so he made it $199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 but the funny guy dint know that there was no space for 9s either so he ended up paying 1 that made david blaine so angry that he said ''ALACAZAM" and woof jai was teleported to london where bahu sunheri was performing alongside dan radcliffe in the play equus who just passed puberty was feeling all jiggly wiggly in his groin as every audience member pointed at him and laughed including langda tyagi who sat on the first row smoking beedi lit from billo's jigar which kesu firnagi needed badly because the sky was turning gray because the oblivion gates opened and viola! solid snake stepped out of one of them because a metal gear:gekko has been on the loose and it is being used to wipeout dharavi but dharavis own PAVITRA PRABHAKAR teamed up with solid snake to stop it and in turn find out that the MG:gekko is controlled by master(fcuking) chief who used a plunger as his weapon of choice to pull out mario from the oblivion gate but 'sorry mario princess is in another castle' so he teams up with the hedgehog sonic and dimwitted Dom from Gears of War but as DOM failed the 'atleast double digit IQ' test so it was just mario and sonic against billy gates and narayan murthy who were led by mohit anand because microsoft was

    I'll begin


    The world

    (remember whatever you write should make some meaning with preceding lines)

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    Summarize the above to within 10 words, then people will, not for sure, but prolly reply.
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    har har har

    What is this mess?
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    . that's at least what Bill Gates thinks; the world is actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    har har har

    What is this mess?
    Scientology I think
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    exactly, so therefore..

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    /thread closed

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