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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    What was his name, btw?


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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    are you sure it was sex and not watching television?

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    How was it for maebach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    are you sure it was sex and not watching television?
    Indeed. I would wager the OP's slim grasp on reality and watching the end to The 40 Year Old Virgin once too often has led him to create yet another fantasy for us to snigger at.

    Either that or he got raped. By men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
    seriously? Well done mate.

    How did you find the whole experience?
    Quite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time,my bum really hurts as well.

    I thought I would have lasted

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    I am glad you got laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    Quite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time.
    Did you do it right? Or are you talking about the fact that after you're done you just want her to fuck off. Forever.

    Just leave.

    Like get the fuck out.

    Now.
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    Please can a mod delete this thread. Post-coital teenage boys acting all worldly-wise about sexing is making me have little bits of sick in my mouth.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    No worries, I'm sure Herbert is pre-coital

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    Dry

    Har har har



    She's obviously been thrown out before.
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