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Thread: Nasty Sex Joke

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    okay so a guy is
    near the
    end of his
    senior
    year in high school.
    Unfortunately,
    he still has to share a room with his
    younger
    brother who is only 9
    years
    old.



    One night, he decides to bring his
    girlfriend home
    for a little fun.
    They
    have bunk beds and the guy notices that
    his little
    brother is already
    asleep
    on the lower bunk, so he and his
    girlfriend climb
    up
    to the top bunk.


    As you
    might expect things start to heat up.
    The guy remembers that his little brother
    is
    sleeping below so he tells
    his
    girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
    it
    harder and "tomato" if
    she
    wants a new position.




    Lettuce!!!





    Tomato!!!





    Lettuce!!!



    Tomato!!!



    Lettuce!!!



    Tomato!!!




    She screams.




    Lettuce!!!





    Tomato!!!



    Whoa!!!



    PULL IT OUT!!!





    PULL IT OUT NOW!!!




    I can't get pregnant!




    Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
    would you
    guys stop making
    sandwiches up there! You're getting
    mayonnaise
    all over my
    face.

    Hope you like it

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    Old, but still disgusting.

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    DefX's Avatar Macula.Lutea. BT Rep: +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24
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    1st time hearing it. Funny enough.
    "However awkwardly they might navigate the outside world, over the board they were killers." - NYT


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    nice but kinda sick

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    nice one

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    Hehe thats pretty funny

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