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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss View Post
    pfts.

    You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord.
    lies, lies, lies and yet more lies

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    you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss View Post
    pfts.

    You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord.



    I wish I had a giant because I'd use it right now. Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink
    yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

    As long as I've got a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!

    Don't worry, I take the greatest pleasure in sneaking chopped mushrooms into his food.
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    unlucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss View Post
    pfts.

    You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord.



    I wish I had a giant because I'd use it right now. Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!
    it's all lies, lies I tell you

    and don't get me started on teh wench not being to hold her drink, you didn't see her try to force me to lick dorito crumbs off her fingers in the middle of a busy street in blackpool (at about 11am)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink
    yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.
    Which you don't know how to do, I'm guessing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    you didn't see her try to force me to lick dorito crumbs off her fingers in the middle of a busy street in blackpool (at about 11am)
    Sea breeze ftw.
    And I was being nice. Cheesy doritos crumbs rule.
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