Make up a fact

[Agrajag]

The true way of winning the love of your internet peers is to post pictures of your ex-girlfriend's with the words, "I've hit that" under them.

Your ex girlfriend's what.

[Dr.Pretentious]

The true way of winning the love of your internet peers is to post pictures of your ex-girlfriend's with the words, "I've hit that" under them.

Your ex girlfriend's what.

Piss off. You made me go back to my post to check my punctuation

[Snee]

Butt, it looks like.

[Agrajag]

Your ex girlfriend's what.

Piss off. You made me go back to my post to check my punctuation

:madeyoulook:

[Agrajag]

Chicken drumsticks stored in a mixture of cornflour and anti dandruff shampoo will keep almost indefinitely.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Making love to a beautiful woman is very much like going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way.

First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. Pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Lucy Punch is my ex-girlfriend.



I've hit that.

[Agrajag]

:earl:

Made me think of the old bucking bronco thing when you approach from the rear and mid way thro' moan her sister's name. Then hang on for dear life.

[mbucari1]

The secret of life is that Thewizeard is actually God!

[Mr JP Fugley]

It is possible for a human being to survive on Guiness and elder berries.