Make up a fact

[Snee]

Quantum electrodynamics could indeed be used to predict the fall of said pasty crumbs.

[tralalala]

The average fart contains toxic gas at a quantity, that if you farted for 5 years, you'd have enough for a toxic atom bomb.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Triethanolamine, a key ingredient in common household hair gel, is also used to make various other products, such has toothpaste, eye make-up, hand lotions, and certain anti-dundruff shampoos. Traces of Triethanolamine are often found in processed food stuffs, particularly cheeses. The uses of Triethanolamine are wide and very important for modern industry and commerce.

Triethanloamine is naturally obtained from humpback whale sperm.

[Gripper]

Crab impregnated with Cheese is all the rage in some parts of the West country,the resulting product is poetic to the palate with a sharp after bite.

[Fromagepas]

Masturbation is an excellent source of potassium.