Make up a fact

[Dr.Pretentious]

Polaris, or as it is more commonly known, 'HD 8890', is known in the naval military field as 'The North Star'.

So called because it lies due north (magnetic) from Cock End, IL.

[Barbarossa]

You can avoid paying the congestion charge for driving into London by reversing out of the zone along the road on which you entered.

[jimbo12345]

Tony Blair is actually a gentic breeding effort to mix poodle with puddle.

[GepperRankins]

prices in the shops around british holiday resorts drop by half if you can put on a convincing local accent

[tralalala]

GPS machines are little midgets inside plastic boxes with maps alonside.

[jimbo12345]

midgets are purely the observers eyes being long sighted

[tralalala]

And vice versa.. Huge people are just the observers eyes being short sighted

[jimbo12345]

and short sighted midgets are truely petrified of giants.

[Chip Monk]

The littlest hobo was actually a trained cat, in a dog costume.

[jimbo12345]

Big Bird was a racist